The Crap Flat
A one-woman struggle with a stubbornly crap rented flat in East London. Think wonky walls, damp and an early-90s kitchen that just won’t quit. I despaired for a while, then I bought some large furniture that made me really happy, then I launched my account last year to inflict my crap flat on the world. Sorry, world. Join me for the nice interiors, stay for the penis-related lols.
Ps. If I win, I’ll get a “crap 4 lyfe” tattoo.